The enemy is laughably weak but so incredibly strong that we need to unite with the full force of the state to fight them.
Helping people hurts people.
We need free market competition to stop the monopolies created by free market competition.
The victors are the real victims.
Your labour is required for society to function, but you don't deserve to be compensated fairly for it.
Tyranny is when the public decides where our collective resources should go.
Government spending is bad and unnecessary, but spending on military and police departments is good and necessary.
I'm a strong, brave alpha who is deathly afraid of others thinking I am homosexual.
Private property is sacrosanct and more important and real than collective ownership, so we use the collectively funded state to enforce property rights for property owners.