Microposts

Sunday, February 16

bfcrane: It wasn’t until I got online that I learned that most people watch The X-Files as a slow burn love story. Every comment and post is like “look at how he looks at herrrrr.” This isn’t Romeo and Juliet, it’s about a high functioning autistic man and his Catholic social worker.

cavaticat: My friend just called capybaras “guinea bigs” and I will never be the same.

Anthony Zenkus: The working class is under no obligation to mourn the deaths of those who are actively trying to kill them.

“Snoopy vs. the Red Baron,” by the Royal Guardsmen. Listen to it. The very beginning now sounds like a Bill Cosby impression.

Grease ‘Summer Nights’ x Black Eyed Peas ‘My Humps’ #mashup

“The name ‘Sha Ka Ree’ was taken from ‘Sean Connery’, the actor Star Trek producers originally wanted to play Sybok. Unfortunately, Connery was busy working on Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, and was unavailable to play the part.” Star Trek Movie Memories (1995), p. 292.

Shrinking S1E7: “Hey, you can call my vagina any state, but you do not call it Florida, okay?”

Ladies & Gentlemen… 50 Years of SNL Music

dgaraus.social: You can tell Monopoly is an old game. There’s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.

Scotty303: When I was a kid in Atlantic City, Trump came to our catholic school for a senator’s fundraiser. He gave all the kids a voucher for a free ice cream cone and some arcade tokens at his casino. None of the vouchers were valid. That was the day I knew he was a fucking liar. lol.

thefurrow: Witnesses said a bus driver told an ICE agent to “gargle [his] balls” when the latter requested to enter the bus.

Eric_S Thomas: Why do people think that if you’re poor you’re not allowed to have self-respect? No, a homeless person doesn’t need to eat “Whatever you give them.” Yes, a poor person is allowed to just have a day of fun or spend money on things to just bring them joy. Stop policing dignity.

Unknown: I expect to pass through this world but once; if, therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do my fellow being, let me do it now; let me not defer, nor neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.

C.C. Jung: Intuition is perception via the unconscious that brings forth ideas, images, new possibilities and ways out of blocked situations.

Brandon Lee Mulligan: On the level of individuals and civilizations, personality predates ideology. Meaning, before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole.

No more e-mails. If you need me, you must venture into the woods by candlelight and call out my name three times on a full moon.