Who's on First (Kids in the Hall)

Kids in the Hall:

A: Hu’s on first?

B: Yes.

A: Hu?

B: Yes.

A: Hu’s the man on first base?

B: Why are you asking me? I’m asking you!

A: Watt’s the name of the guy on first base?

B: No, no. What is on… Oh, I see what your problem is. You’re confused by their names because they all sound like questions.

A: I don’t know. Third base.

B: Well, I’ll explain it to you. You see, on first base is Hu, Samuel Hu? You’re probably not used to that name because his grandfather was Chinese.

And on second base is Hector Watt. W-A-T-T-Watt. And that’s not such an odd name because James Watt invented the steam engine.

And on third base is Phil Iduno. I-D-U-N-O, Iduno. But if you say that fast, it does sound like the phrase, gee, I don’t know. But it’s actually ‘Iduno’, Phil, ‘Iduno’.

A: That’s it. You’re hopeless. You’re pathetic. You’re the worst straight man I’ve ever seen.