When Do You Think We Spun Off the Main Plot

“I think we’re living in a dystopic riff on the main timeline, like a nightmare that someone in the main plot is having.

“That’s where we exist, because I was just watching the news and they had a talking hat on. He was talking about the situation in the Middle East and he was like, I wish we had a Bush presidency right now.

“And my first thought was, oh man, that would be great.

“Anyway, happy Friday the 13th everyone.”